girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts
The Marauders hanging out in class the day after a full moon when suddenly a terrified hufflepuff says to them, “Did you hear? There were werewolf tracks found on school grounds last night,” and all the Marauders dramatically gasp and say in hushed voices, “Whaaaat?”
'He kept messing up his hair,' said Harry in a pained voice.
Sirius and Lupin laughed.
'I'd forgotten he used to do that,' said Sirius affectionately.
'Was he playing with the Snitch?' said Lupin eagerly.
'Yeah,' said Harry, watching uncomprehendingly as Sirius and Lupin beamed reminiscently. 'Well…I thought he was a bit of an idiot.'
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
all boobs are good boobs
all stomachs are good stomachs
all thighs are good thighs
all bodies are good bodies
yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class